The Hammer of The Shaolin was not easy to acquire.  Master Clown Shoes hitched a ride to Morocco, where he defeated an evil, giant screeching mantis that was guarding the relic.  The hearing in his left ear may never return, and in his right it might never stop ringing.  But most of the scars will heal.  Master Clown Shoes survived, and now we watch as he uses the power of the hammer to mend the earth and clean the water of his homeland.  That’s the of the story…

Tasting Notes

We took our Undead Party Crasher Imperial Stout and aged it in Caribbean Rum barrels for a deep, dark molasses-ey finish.

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